High Maintenance Woman
finally goes straight, cont.

Like most routines that get results, Stella warned that at times a good rolfing could get painful.  "I highly recommend rolfer, Jean-Pierre el-Rif", she gushed.  "He's incredibly sensitive to people's pain thresholds and will ask you to rate your pain on a scale of one to 10; he makes sure he never goes above a six."

To get the best results, Stella told the girls, you really need to do a rolfing series, which involves signing up for 10 individual sessions, each of which concentrates on a different area of the body.  Stella herself had just completed session seven ("a life-changing experience"), which involved Jean-Pierre donning a pair of surgical gloves and massaging her gums and the roof of her mouth to realign her painfully stiff jaw and free her from grinding her teeth in her sleep, a habit she admitted had cost her a small fortune in veneers.  "What does session eight involve?" asked an awestruck Patsy Percivill.  "Lower limb and pelvic girdle work," replied the perfectly poised Stella, with a smug smile.  "Hmm," thought Patsy, "I will most definately be signing up for that."